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 This is a short Video Clip of a spoof on the famous Budweiser "wassup" ad. The clip is from "The Tonight Show, with Jay Leno". Click here or on the picture to download the clip. 535kb |
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Some Anti-French jokes or go to the Pictures.
| A little boy comes home from school and goes to his dad.
He tells him that some older boys were discussing something that really
bothered him. The dad asked him what it was. The boy told him that they
told him about anal sex and that he wanted to know if people really did
that. His dad assured him that people did indeed do that, but that it was
very dangerous as "That's how French people are made". Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier? A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it. Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage? A: Their armpits. Why don't the French really want the US to attack Iraq? Don't want their record for surrender broken. During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought, the French just happened to capture a British Major. An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation. The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic." The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform." The British major replied, "If I get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared." The French general said, "That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants". Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French. Seen on a public restroom door. "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman. Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman? A man asks his friend, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!" A French rifle is for sale on e-bay. It's never been fired but I heard it's been dropped once. President Bush and the French ambassador to the U.N. were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President tried to explain through an interpreter that if we don't stop Hussein soon, he will obtain nuclear weapons. He further explained that should that happen, any future likely conflict with the madman could result in a bloodbath. The French ambassador, although, did not understand. It seems there is no word for "bath" in French. Rumor has it that those French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. Just in case they're attacked from behind, that's where the forward gear comes in handy. |
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This is a short Video Clip of a spoof on the famous Budweiser "wassup" ad. The clip is from "The Tonight Show, with Jay Leno". Click here or on the picture to download the clip. 535kb |
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